Sunday, July 29, 2012

When are we going to get serious and enact furniture control?

Look at the causes of these outrageous numbers of murders in the USA in 2010:

745 with hands and feet
373 with shotguns
358 with rifles

But in 2000, there were 650 deaths from falls involving a bed, chair or other furniture. WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE PROBLEM?  If the government forced everyone to sit on the floor, none of this would happen.

It's good thing Obama has unleashed his swarm of drones to watch over us. They could look into windows and make sure that everyone is always sitting on the floor!

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